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Oh, come on, everybody,
we'll be late. Let's go.
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I got your tie, B.
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Don't forget
your baseball mitt, Brian.
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How come?
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You'll have a better chance
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of catching the bridal squid.
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On Earth, we don't throw
marine life at weddings.
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Then why get married?
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Good point.
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Hey, Kate..
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...give this to the bride
with my regards.
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You're not giving away
my Tupperware.
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Of course, I'm not.
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Tell her to fill it with food.
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I love wedding buffets.
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You know,
I may be sorry I ask this
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but what are you
gonna be doing
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while we're gone?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Between, uh,
Brian's chemistry set
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and Willie's
matchbox collection
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I'll find something.
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I've rented you these tapes..
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...ALF, to keep you occupied
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and to keep you out of trouble.
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Oh, not "Ishtar" again.
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No, these are classics,
you've never seen these.
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This one is "The Sheik"
with Rudolph Valentino.
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And the other one's a film
by Charlie Chaplin.
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Kick the TV, Willie,
the color's gone out.
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[laughs]
No, these are
black and white movies, ALF.
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How am I supposed to see
Rudolph's red nose?
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And turn up the sound.
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I can't hear the actors.
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These movies are silent.
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I might as well be reading.
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Give 'em a chance, ALF,
you might like 'em.
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Come on, guys, let's go.
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Oh, some classic, look at that.
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A guy riding around the desert
and a bunch of camels.
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[door closes]
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Who you folks trying to kid?
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This is "Ishtar."
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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[telephone rings]
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- Hello.
- 'Hi, ALF, it's me.'
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Oh, say, hey, Willie Mays.
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Is this the obligatory check
on the careless alien call?
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Well, yes, actually.
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Uh, what are you doing now?
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I'm watching the tapes
you left me.
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You know, these silent flicks
sort of grow on one.
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Well, we'll be home
in just a couple of hours.
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Bye.
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- Hello, Jake?
- 'Hi, ALF.'
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You know how to spell stuff,
don't ya?
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[indistinct]
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Yeah.
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(Jake)
'Yo, ALF.'
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Yo, Jakernaut.
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What do you want?
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I need you to help me
write the script
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for my silent movie.
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Why are you writin'
a silent movie?
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'Cause they don't
write themselves.
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Listen to this.
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"Fade in,
on a vast desert landscape.
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"My trusty Arabian steed
races over the dunes
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"to my desert oasis.
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"Waiting inside my tent
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"my luscious and devoted wives
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"swoon with desire.
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I have returned."
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[Jake laughing]
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What?
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You as a sheik with a harem?
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Every sheik has a harem.
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It's considered chic.
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Ha ha!
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I kill me!
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Huh. Hmm.
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Maybe I could work
that into the script.
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That's what I mean.
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I see you more
as a comedy-type guy.
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Like Charlie Chaplin?
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Like Cousin Itt.
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Let's not get too ambitious
on our first movie.
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We'll start with Chaplin.
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It's 1929.
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Iris in.
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[instrumental music]
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The little scamp must beg
for every scrap of food.
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A situation with which
I am painfully familiar.
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[music continues]
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Willie can play the cop
who always butts in
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and never lets me do anything.
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He's perfect for that.
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[music continues]
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[inaudible dialogue]
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[music continues]
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Ha! Grand re-opening.
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Ha! I really fooled
Willie that time.
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You type for a while.
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You've got 25 percent
more fingers.
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Hey, ALF, is anybody else
gonna get to be in your movie
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besides Willie and Kate?
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Like who?
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I don't know.
Maybe like, uh
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Lynn or Brian
or somebody else.
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Hmm.
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Brian and Lynn.
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Good idea,
Jake-around-the-tree.
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Take this down.
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In the next scene..
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After a hard day of begging
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the little scamp has
only one penny to his name
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and not a friend in the world.
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[instrumental music]
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Then a beautiful flower girl
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sits down beside him.
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[music continues]
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[inaudible dialogue]
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She's astounded
by his striking good looks.
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(Jake)
Say what?
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(ALF)
She's blind, alright?
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That could be Lynn's part.
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And Brian can play
her little brother
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shoeshine boy.
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[music continues]
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[inaudible dialogue]
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(Jake)
Okay, so what happens next?
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(ALF)
They invite me home for dinner.
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[instrumental music]
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And they're real poor.
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They're so poor,
the widow Kate
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has to take in laundry
to pay the rent.
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But when I show up for dinner
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Kate welcomes me
with open arms.
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(Jake)
That doesn't sound like Kate.
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(ALF)
It's my movie.
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[inaudible dialogue]
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[music continues]
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[inaudible dialogue]
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So I say,
"Psst, you're eating footwear."
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Ha ha ha!
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I love that scene. Brilliant!
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It was in
a Charlie Chaplin movie.
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00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,368
So what, Jake Hammer?
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00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,470
Haven't you ever heard
the old saying
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"Imitation is the sincerest
form of plagiarism?"
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Suddenly, there's a knock
at the door.
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00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,581
It's Jake Ochmonek,
the next door neighbor.
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[imitates buzzer buzzing]
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Wrong.
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(ALF)
Back at the widow Kate's
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there's a knock at the door.
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[instrumental music]
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00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,029
[inaudible dialogue]
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It's the evil landlord
Colonel Trevor
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and his evil spouse,
Lady Raquel.
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They've come to collect
the evil rent.
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[music continues]
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[inaudible dialogue]
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So Trevor and Raquel
take the money
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that was supposed to be for
Brian and Lynn's operations.
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Without me,
there'd be no hope left.
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[inaudible dialogue]
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That's when I say
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"Don't cry,
I will get the money
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for your operations."
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00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,320
[music continues]
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00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:16,101
[instrumental music]
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00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,270
Oh!
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How am I gonna get the money
for the operations?
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I got an idea.
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What is it?
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Well, uh,
what'll you give me for it?
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00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,215
What do you want?
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A part in the movie.
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Everybody else is in the movie.
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00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,920
That's all? You got it.
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00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,722
I was afraid
you wanted to direct.
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- I'll take that.
- Forget it, Jake-in-the-Box.
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- No can do.
- Fine, fine.
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You keep your job,
and I'll keep my idea.
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Okay, okay, you can direct.
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What's your idea
for the next scene?
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(Jake)
Okay, your character comes up
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with a brilliant plan.
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Instead of sellin'
all the flowers
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you tie a string
to one flower
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and sell it
over and over again.
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[instrumental music]
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(ALF)
Great plan.
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00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,040
But you forgot about
Officer Willie.
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He'll probably arrest us.
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(Jake)
Bribe him.
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(ALF)
Well, let's say
he falls for that
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for the sake of argument.
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We're still back
where we started, only worse.
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[music continues]
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There's a knock at the door.
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(Jake)
Again?
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00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,466
(ALF)
It works, just type.
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00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,102
(Jake)
Yeah, yeah. So who is it?
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00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:01,940
(ALF)
Lady Raquel, the evil spouse
of the evil landlord.
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00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,675
(Jake)
Again?
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00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,243
(ALF)
She lost her earring.
Yeah, that's it.
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And-and when she's
snooping around
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she finds a strange hair.
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[music continues]
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So she calls the cops.
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00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,896
(Jake)
Why?
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(ALF)
Because it's a violation
of the lease.
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If a non-human
is found on the premises
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00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,402
the landlord can throw
the family into the street.
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Ha ha ha.
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00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,607
[music continues]
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00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,314
[inaudible dialogue]
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[music continues]
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00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,906
[music intensifies]
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[music continues]
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00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,632
[inaudible dialogue]
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Now comes the romantic part.
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Officer Willie is smitten
by the widow Kate.
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00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,081
Who's smitten
with Officer Willie
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who incidentally reminds her
of her late husband
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who was smitten
by a dump truck.
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[music continues]
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And so Kate invites Willie
to stay for dinner.
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00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,740
(Jake)
And what's for dinner?
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00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:22,914
Ha ha!
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00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,917
All these people eat
is shoes and socks.
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I love it.
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And they live
happily ever after.
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The end.
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Got that?
Fade out, the end.
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00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,294
You didn't type the end.
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00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,730
Because the story
isn't over yet.
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00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,999
Lynn and Brian
didn't get their operations
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00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:44,469
and the evil landlord
didn't get his just desserts.
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00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,004
Let's save that for the sequel.
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00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,374
Skip dinner, and have
just desserts ourselves.
246
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,910
But what becomes
of the little scamp?
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Alright, alright,
we'll finish the film.
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00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,282
What a slave driver.
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00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,084
That's why I'm the director.
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00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,390
(ALF)
The little scamp
packs his meager possessions
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in his meager valise.
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00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,697
Suddenly, Kate comes home.
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She doesn't want him to leave.
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00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,004
(Jake)
That really doesn't
sound like Kate.
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00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,206
(ALF)
She'll do it.
It's called acting.
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00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,008
[instrumental music]
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00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,023
Suddenly, they hear
the doorbell.
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00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,061
[inaudible dialogue]
259
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,605
(Jake)
Who is it this time?
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00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,475
(ALF)
It's the evil landlord
Colonel Trevor.
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00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,410
When he sees
that the coast is clear
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he makes a pass at Kate.
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00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,752
Little does he know
the little scamp
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is hiding under the table
with a camera.
265
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(Jake)
Where'd he get a camera?
266
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,391
(ALF)
From the prop department,
where else?
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[music continues]
268
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,663
[inaudible dialogue]
269
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,853
[music continues]
270
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,115
So I've saved the day
271
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,484
gotten the money for Brian
and Lynn's operations
272
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,487
and sent the evil
Colonel Trevor away for good.
273
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,857
Then, as soon as he's gone
guess who shows up?
274
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,259
(Jake)
Whitney Houston?
275
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,627
(ALF)
No. It's Lynn.
276
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,795
Somebody bought
all her flowers.
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00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,398
- Who?
- Officer Willie, of course.
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00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,600
[music continues]
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00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,786
[instrumental
"Here Comes the Bride"]
280
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,764
Fade out. The end.
281
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,733
But what about
Lynn and Brian's operations?
282
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,836
I said, "Fade out. The end."
283
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,706
Uh-huh, I still got
the typewriter.
284
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,576
You know what you are,
Francis Ford Jakola?
285
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,778
You're a stickler for detail.
286
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,547
I hate that in a neighbor.
287
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,050
Dissolve to the hospital
waiting room.
288
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:23,054
(ALF)
The soon to be married
widow Kate
289
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,123
and the smitten
with true love Officer Willie
290
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:30,528
await the results
of Lynn and Brian's operations.
291
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,330
[instrumental music]
292
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,003
[inaudible dialogue]
293
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,754
[inaudible dialogue]
294
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,261
[music continues]
295
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,605
I can talk! I can talk!
296
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,807
[music continues]
297
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,818
Okay, Mr. Director
298
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,087
any more loose ends
you wanna tie up
299
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,757
or can we just type,
the end, now?
300
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,460
The end.
301
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,196
Well, this is gonna be
bafo, socko.
302
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,132
A box office bonanza.
303
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,367
It's the greatest story
ever told.
304
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:46,470
Don't get carried away, ALF,
it's not that good.
305
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,905
Well, not yet.
306
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,908
But once we add sound,
colorize it
307
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,344
and stick Eddie Murphy
in there someplace
308
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,146
it'll be a smash.
309
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,082
[instrumental music]
310
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,216
It will.
311
00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:04,288
[instrumental music]
312
00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:07,458
- I loved that.
- Yeah.
313
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,126
- So did I..
- Oh.
314
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,430
ALF, are you in there?
315
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,270
[inaudible dialogue]
316
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,041
"I'm not ALF. I'm the sheik."
317
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,343
[laughing]
318
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:28,546
I get it. He's pretending
to be in a silent movie.
319
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,014
Hmm.
320
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,416
Alright, sheik, you will now
put every single sheet
321
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,618
and pillow back on the bed
you took it from.
322
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,420
Is that clear?
323
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:39,023
[inaudible dialogue]
324
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,060
"Perfectly clear, Kate."
325
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,628
[chuckles]
326
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:46,530
Ha ha ha!
327
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,033
You people are so predictable.
328
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,835
Ha ha ha!
329
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:54,305
[theme music]
330
00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:21,298
[ALF laughing]